Today, I went to use my dad's computer for a moment to check my e-mail while visiting him. He'd forgotten that he'd left his Facebook open with dirty messages back and forth with my mum. They've been divorced for over a decade, and he's remarried since. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend answered a phone call from her mom. She proceeded to have a short conversation while I was still inside her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I took a really nice shower together. When we were done, he lied down on the bed and asked me to dress him as if he were a baby. Whenever I'd ask for help, he'd remind me that he was a baby and therefore could not help me put on his clothes for him. FML
Today, I attempted to flirt with my next door neighbor/crush by changing with the bedroom curtains open. When I was completely naked, I got a call from him asking me to close the blinds because I was scaring not only him but his little sister. FML
Today, I found out that while I was away at camp two months ago my boyfriend of nine months slept with two of my close friends. The only thing he said when I confronted him was "Well, I don't care what you think about me.Just please don't get mad at your friends, I care about them a lot." Thanks. FML
Today, I was sitting in a slightly obscured field next to a lake with my boyfriend. We started having sex, thinking the trees would give us some cover. But after a few minutes we heard cheering, so we stopped and looked towards the lake to see a group of about fifteen people watching us and egging us on. FML
Today, my brother told me he would have sex with me if we weren't related. Now we have to have a serious conversation about what is and isn't appropriate in a brother-sister relationship. FML
Today, my girlfriend found my secret panty stash. Now she thinks I'm cheating on her with another girl, but I'm not. They're mine. FML
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Shut up Toby Keith, Everbody knows you Love America
Okay kittens, today's topic is America. I will start with the new health care law and work my way to war.
Obama's(It's not just Obama's, he passed it but come on did he make it up by himself?) The new health care covers abortions. And people are mad, to say in the least. Some people are very against it, and I know you don't want to pay for it. Me being Pro Choice, I would rather pay for the five hundred dollar abortion than pay for the child to get adopted out or be beat by it's mother and father. If the person is willing to abort the child, it means they don't want it. If they don't want it and don't adopt it out, they aren't going to be nice to the child and probably neglect and/or beat it. I am NOT going to let the child be abused. That is whack, and although the fetus can feel pain, I would rather it quickly die than be the child called It for God's sake.
Some people are so against abortion they don't think it through, if you don't like them don't get one. But it's better than the child being abused and neglected. I don't like us having to pay for it either, but if they can't afford it and they can't afford the child chances are, if they are smart they will put it up for adoption. Now, regardless of what you might think. A lot of the people that can afford adoptions, are getting them from other country's and they put the children in foster care. WE PAY FOR THAT BY THE WAY. Hey Brad and Angelina, why don't you get you heads out of you asses, and help out our country?! Get out of Haiti or where ever that damn earth quake was and help out the USA. We could really use the extra help if you haven't noticed. They're called natural disasters because they are natural. They survive they're fine. You left Louisiana sore and broken, but you stay with Haiti and help them? That's crazy.
Which brings me to war, um. Why isn't almost every troop home? Why are we still fighting this war and what the hell is the war about? Why did they attack the towers? Why can't we all live as one on the same planet why are we always hating and never helping? No one can come up with an answer to satisfy me I assure you this. It isn't fair and I know life isn't fair but we don't need war. It's not what life's about. Call me old fashioned, call me a hippie. Call me a dreamer, call me what ever you want but it is simply pointless. We need our troops home, helping us. HELP US. We need less ignorant people, the damn Mexicans need to get out of here and stop feeding off our welfare.
Which brings me to the ignorant people who say stuff like 'I hate government but I'm going to live off state and say stupid stuff' blah blah blah. I can't take it anymore. This chaos is eating my brain. Obama better make the change, because something needs to. Someone needs to help, I want to help I truly do. I want to be in a purposeful job, make a change in this life. I want to help people and children. If everyone cared about others instead of cable T.V and Tivo, we wouldn't have people living on streets wondering where their next meal was coming from. Get a job and keep a job and again, get the money sucking Mexicans out of our country and back to Mexico.
"I'm on a highway to hell, all my friends are gonna be there too"
Obama's(It's not just Obama's, he passed it but come on did he make it up by himself?) The new health care covers abortions. And people are mad, to say in the least. Some people are very against it, and I know you don't want to pay for it. Me being Pro Choice, I would rather pay for the five hundred dollar abortion than pay for the child to get adopted out or be beat by it's mother and father. If the person is willing to abort the child, it means they don't want it. If they don't want it and don't adopt it out, they aren't going to be nice to the child and probably neglect and/or beat it. I am NOT going to let the child be abused. That is whack, and although the fetus can feel pain, I would rather it quickly die than be the child called It for God's sake.
Some people are so against abortion they don't think it through, if you don't like them don't get one. But it's better than the child being abused and neglected. I don't like us having to pay for it either, but if they can't afford it and they can't afford the child chances are, if they are smart they will put it up for adoption. Now, regardless of what you might think. A lot of the people that can afford adoptions, are getting them from other country's and they put the children in foster care. WE PAY FOR THAT BY THE WAY. Hey Brad and Angelina, why don't you get you heads out of you asses, and help out our country?! Get out of Haiti or where ever that damn earth quake was and help out the USA. We could really use the extra help if you haven't noticed. They're called natural disasters because they are natural. They survive they're fine. You left Louisiana sore and broken, but you stay with Haiti and help them? That's crazy.
Which brings me to war, um. Why isn't almost every troop home? Why are we still fighting this war and what the hell is the war about? Why did they attack the towers? Why can't we all live as one on the same planet why are we always hating and never helping? No one can come up with an answer to satisfy me I assure you this. It isn't fair and I know life isn't fair but we don't need war. It's not what life's about. Call me old fashioned, call me a hippie. Call me a dreamer, call me what ever you want but it is simply pointless. We need our troops home, helping us. HELP US. We need less ignorant people, the damn Mexicans need to get out of here and stop feeding off our welfare.
Which brings me to the ignorant people who say stuff like 'I hate government but I'm going to live off state and say stupid stuff' blah blah blah. I can't take it anymore. This chaos is eating my brain. Obama better make the change, because something needs to. Someone needs to help, I want to help I truly do. I want to be in a purposeful job, make a change in this life. I want to help people and children. If everyone cared about others instead of cable T.V and Tivo, we wouldn't have people living on streets wondering where their next meal was coming from. Get a job and keep a job and again, get the money sucking Mexicans out of our country and back to Mexico.
"I'm on a highway to hell, all my friends are gonna be there too"
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